getting eaten out by a bearded guy
I JUST DID THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE OMFGGG
PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond
there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond
there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you.
All teachers have their little “nice guy act” for like 5 days then you see them for who they really are
[feels any emotion intensely for longer than five minutes] oh. oh god
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense