does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.
How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
i’m spoopy 👻🎃
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
why!! are!! you!! taking!! so!! long!! to!! read!! this!! sentence????
boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic
Brown is really the most beautiful color and it’s all over my body